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Wednesday, November 29th, 2006
2:11 am
Im smart, im like puke and stuff
See now im so smart.. and think i know everything... because yeh im puke.. and that's somehow going to make anyone ever care.. yeh, any way

im so smart and thought my ex-fiance was stupid.. so i left a trail of porn on her computer (yeh because like she would ever be like smart and stuff and check the cookies) and treated her like shit (hit her, screamed abuse at her even when i was just feeling like shit about myself and wanted to bring her down to) because yeh everything was her fault i had no problems, i mean yeh i have no problems im not 29 and going absolutely nowhere while i watch everyone around me get a clue and actually get on with there lives.. im not still stuck trying to hold on to when i was 17.. i dont still wet the bed and shit my pants..

and yeh then i gave her my passwords..

Current Mood: oops
Saturday, November 25th, 2006
3:48 pm
House fishing and Turning point
Lord Pukor is fishing for houses at the mo-munt...

So if any of you kids have any friends looking for a semi-psychotic, semi-reliable, good with rent kinda flatmate, let us know..

Other than that, it's been work work work lately, which is good as it helps me keep occupied and happy... Wouldn't mind going out sometime, but Blink is starting to bore me a tad, and where is it other than Goff clubs that play the same music they played when I was drinking underaged that I can meet people over the age of 12?

Anyway just a little down right at the mo-munt, but lately I've been oddly content. Only having to think about my own wants and needs (rather than ignoring them as best I can) makes a big difference in ones life. On top of that, the fact that I'm not burying my head in the sand, rather pushing on with my life makes for a historic shift in my attitude towards everything. I'm no longer sabotaging myself, destroying myself, losing myself. I'm setting goals, achieving them, taking setbacks in my stride... All in all, I think the correct term is that I've finally "grown up". Not that this means I'm not as immature as a bagful of puppies on LSD, it's just that I seem not only to want control over my life, but sincerely enjoy having it.

Anyhoo, got stuff to do (feels wierd saying that...), catchyaz!

Lord Pukor.

Current Mood: Contemplative
Friday, November 24th, 2006
5:40 am
Stolen from tripitaka
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last month I helped blindingraven hide a body (-173 points). In September I helped shinannigans across the street (6 points). Last Sunday _tripitaka_ and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In April I caught a purse-snatcher who stole the_mighty_dane's purse (30 points). In March I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-202 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!


Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username:

Yes well anyways...

Been werking a lot...

A monumental-munt of a change has occurred both in my life and within me...

I seem now to be motivated, on to it, gung-ho, relatively professional, driven, etc etc etc...

Gunning for crew-chief, but I've got some un-boning to do vis-a-vis my company's points system...

But I'll make it... all I have to worry about right now is: Getting a pad; Dealing with probation and parole; working hard; and maybe playing just a little less ha... hold on, that one's bullshit!

Current Mood: tired
Monday, October 30th, 2006
6:52 pm
I'm so much better than Sydney
On friday I couldn't, no matter how hard I tried, even get beat up at Blink, let alone start a fight (and I tried REAL hard, including threatening people with an ass-whupping from a man in pigtails wearing fairy-wings).

And today, beginning at 4am (They have a four in the MORNING now?) I smashed nine colours of shit out of the ARIAS. Some of it with a forklift (YAY!) and some with a MUNTENATOR AKA SLEDGEHAMMER (YAYWOOHAH!).

And still no-one tries to stop me.

Fuck I'm great.

Meanwhile Cin made me noodles, listened to my sleep-deprived ramblings, had a cold beer waiting for me (this afternoon) and nursed my hangover real good (saturday). We also did the parent announcy-fiancee-thingus-with-the-ringus for her folks (mine mysteriously absent from this cavalcade of meat, beer and puppydogs). It was scary but all was wonderful!

Oh, and she studied, got sick, searched the interwebs for housie-flats for us, and made many cute faces.

And still no-one tries to stop us.

Fuck we're great.

Here endeth the lesson (read: I wanna drink my beer and watch some of a movie before I pass out.)

Peace out. Bitches.

Current Mood: unstoppable glory
Sunday, October 22nd, 2006
11:15 am
Well, it's official. I gave Cin the ring yesterday morning. It looks like this when viewed against the backdrop of the Chinese Gardens in Darling Harbour:

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It's very pretty.


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I'm getting better with the depression too... don't think I'll be going to hostable at all...

Thought I'd be brief with this post, seeing as I'm off to get a wisdom tooth pulled... well, at least a third of a wisdom tooth anyway...

Peace out kiddies!

Current Mood: Elated and A'feared
Thursday, October 19th, 2006
7:55 am
Round and round I go...
Well, contrary to prior advertisemunt to many via text, I am not (yet) in psych ward (again).

But I have no idea when/if I may need to go back for a while.

Trust me when I say "I DON'T WANNA GO!!!"

In the meantime, I'm avoiding work, social responsibilities etc, but I'm still doing my forklift course. I figgure one thing at a time is about the most I can handle...

Current Mood: jeeze, ya can't guess?
Friday, October 13th, 2006
2:56 am
Sic biscuit disintegrateum
When you go through what i am still going through for your significant other, you expect a certain amount of respect...

but you don't neccissarily get it...

oh well...
Thursday, October 12th, 2006
4:11 pm
i guess i never thought you would leave, i never thought you would do this this time around, i thought you loved me more than that, i dont know what i did, i did everything you asked, i left you alone with your friends when i thought you wanted time. now your gone and i dont know what to do. i waited when you said you would come back, but you never returned. instead you left with the one person who i never had a reason to have a reason to hate. you wonder why? just look at what you are doing now. you wonder why i fear. you wonder why i am so scared. this is the reason. you want me to trust you want me to believe. after looking at how you have disappeared. what reason do i have...? im at a loss. i dont know why. i try and i try. but i guess sometimes that just isn't enough for you. what do you want from me. i really am trying.i guess ill see you when you have calmed down and sobered up. but i already know somehow this will be all my fault. it would be nice if sometimes you thought for yourself. you say your so strong then do so. be strong. dont be weak dont let fuck wits think for you and control what you think. this isnt you, this is everyone else thinking for you and making up your mind for you. please look in your self and find the real you not the one thats so easily influenced. please. im begging you. just think.... please.....

Current Mood: indescribable
Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006
7:32 am
work work work
Lots of work.

Lots of steel.

More of both soon enough.

Praying I see more trucks and roadcases.

Praying I see more Cin.

Praying all my mates join up so I can see 'em...

Praying I get a night off that I'm not too dead to enjoy.

That is all

Current Mood: Is my smile fuckin painted on?
Saturday, September 30th, 2006
9:10 am
OMg I got two heros in this one! Guess who?

Current Mood: Blissfully responsible
Tuesday, September 26th, 2006
3:35 pm


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Current Mood: amused
6:25 am
Saturday, September 23rd, 2006
4:26 pm
Godhood in 14,000,000,000 simple steps
Simply put: After rampant sleepdep, many earth-shattering monuMuntal hammerblows to my patience and psyche, and a near-death experiences by the bucketload, I have achieved my own godhood. I cracked it not. I raiseth not my voice at carload of obliviosity that, against all laws of traffic lights and logic (not to mention self-preservation) try (and by try I mean make no move to even look in the direction they're turning against the lights etc) to run me and my fiancee over. 10-12 hours sleep in a week, and I don't even shout, just tell them off in a firm tone. Shoulda seen the looks on their faces. If anyone still harbours doubts about my self control: feel free to keep them, and confront me with them in the harshest manner possible. I couldn't be more zen and Jesus-esque if I'd bonded with the little book of calm.

Peace out yo.

Be strong.

Eat your greens.

And most of all, Hail Pukor, full of grace, the lord is your drinking buddy...


Current Mood: Godlike
9:32 am
Another ShuntMunt from my TopCunt
What a week that was! Hard working lunacy; great relationship brilliance; fun-by-the-bucketload; God sharing his sense of humor with me (Love yer work ya fat cunt); and general laugh a minute drugless (well, almost) sleep deprivation; solid excercise; humorous medical incidents "I can't die, I'm getting married!!!"; and the usual gnat-bites from the regular culprits. All in all, I've been seriously hard pressed to wipe the sickening grin from my face since evicting Place-Bo from my country through to fucking Rough Traders off out me siddy. Love my mates, laugh at my detractors (FFS I'm Puke Punk, what can you add to that that makes me look bad?), love my fiance, and "Pack that truck like you got a pair SONNY!!!"

All in all, I'd have to rate this week "Super-Great"

Current Mood: Well Chuffed
Wednesday, September 20th, 2006
4:07 am
1.Your Middle Name:

2. Age:

3. Single or Taken:

4. Favourite Movie:

5. Favourite Song:

6. Favourite Band/Artist:

7. Dirty or Clean:

8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:

HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...

1. Do we know each other outside of LJ?

2. What's your philosophy on life?

3. Would you have my back in a fight?

4. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?

5. What is your favourite memory of us?

6. Would you give me a kidney?

7. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:

8. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?

9. Can we get together and make a cake?

10. Have you heard any rumours of me lately?

11. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me?

12. Do you think I'm a good person?

13. Would you drive across country with me?

14. Do you think I'm attractive?

15. If you could change anything about me, would you?

16. What do you wear to sleep?

17. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?

18. Would you go on a date with me if i asked you?

19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?

20. Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you?

Current Mood: sleep deprived...
Tuesday, September 19th, 2006
9:10 pm
Sorry, but it had to happen, sooner or later...
Sorry hun...

I needed, after a stressful day involving steel, metal splinters, ganking my knee on a truck door, working with "stupid inbred mouthy "i know what we should do" downright fucking dangerous and repulsive" Robbie: a day off from our relationship...

Having to think about moving in with you while dealing with our combined and costly mistake was taxing enough, but doing so while finishing evil work in Oony-Woop-Woop was more than I could bear... I needed the time I've kept insisting I needed to de-stress and calm down over other stresses...

I love living with you, but sometimes when you get needy (like the last [insert time I've stayed at your house], I need time and space to be me witrhout your constant judgements and accusations...

I can cope with them so long as they allow me to live my life, but when they get so strong I cannot breathe without copping issues, I freak... I've been terrible to be around these last few days, and I owe that to being willing to put your happiness above mine. We all know what happened the last time I was that foolish, and the time before. This time I am not going to risk such a horriffic incident occurring... I will see you after the gig tomorrow, and if you're going to have major issues over that.... well, I'll see you later when you've calmed down..

I don't need a 19yo to tel me how to live my entirely self taught, self learned life, and if you have issues with me being gone, particularly on the jealosy front, remember: I fucked NO-ONE while we were apart. not ever.

So, if you're concerned and angry, just remember: I will not cheat on you! I will not party like it's on sale for nineteen ninety-nine, I will not destroy us over brief fun...

remember this: I love you. I am going to marry you. I will be there in your times of need. But if by time of need you mean: Need me near and always: I believe we discussed my Mercurial nature as we re-booted this relationship, and if this one incident is a harsh eye-opener, so be it. If this serves to show what happens when I do what I will, rather than what you allow, then remember: Do what thou wilst, and thou shalt be the whole of the law. I have lived as a law unto myself most of my life. Strike that, my whole life... But one thing from the old me that Joe insists (and I wholeheartedly agree with) I drop is: Putting other peoples issues well ahead of my own. I need time to de-stress, and you, quite frankly, won't give it to me. So I shall take it. Simple.

Whenever I feel incapable of living in your tight little world, I will free myself to fly. This bird seriously resents cages. If, as you promised at all beginnings, this birds is left free to fly, he will always fly back to you...

If caged, whenever the door is open.......

Yours truly,

Lord Pukor.

Current Mood: Defiant
Wednesday, September 13th, 2006
6:01 pm
Well, it had to go sooner or later...

Current Mood: less toothy
Tuesday, September 12th, 2006
8:34 am
Proposal Pie!
Yay I is getting married!


That is all!

Current Mood: Extatic
8:18 am
My Interests Collage!Collapse )
Create your own! Originally Written By ga_woo, Hosted and ReWritten by darkman424

Current Mood: dental angst
Saturday, September 9th, 2006
1:02 pm
No TV and no beer makes Pukie.... something something....
Yay for work! It's gig after gig after ending-at-4am-gig lately... closest thing to a concert or club I've seen was getting paid $24 to watch the last hour of Bjorn Again at Campbelltown Catholic Club (or the KKK as I now call that stair infested cunting venue).

I'm getting buffernated though, and moneynated, but I owe so much I barely break even at the moment... Plus I get to hang out with a crowd of diseased-minded leprous freaks with no taste or dignity and senses of humor to match, yet all whom acknowledge me as the lord and master of over-the-top demented wrongness...

Take last night for example: To all those poor fools trapped with me at 415am on the nightride, listening to me sing MSI really crappily... they thought that was bad till I nailed Pantyshot on the way offa the bus (with full Muntprong(TM) groinal action... Hehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehheh.
no beer, no tv and no sleep make Lord Pukor something something...

Mono-Ethyl-Amines can garn git! Sleep-dep and work rule! I am more powerful than five walruses taped together! I am ALL FORMS OF CABBAGE!!!

I am so far removed from normality now. I've had like 4 hours sleep a night on average for weeks now... it's FUN!

Anyone looking for a place in the gristle-grinder, feel free to get in contact with the Dark Lord Of Meat!

Not sure what else to get into... Yeah there have been some dramas, but work has taken precedence over angst, and I've promptly forgotten that there were any dramas... Sorry to anyone left dwelling on issues, but I have forgotten, or gotten over, or both, any issues that have occurred... I've been working, sleeping and cuddling... that's about all I can manage at once...

What else to say? Fark I dunno... Sorry to those who I've blown off/ignored in the last while, as I haven't even had time to think of myself let alone any of my adoring fans, but let it be known that your Dark Lord really couldn't give a rats about y'all right now... If we catch up today at Under My Full Moon festival (AKA my day {That's right A WHOLE FREAKIN DAY!} off): Great! If not: Boo Frikkin' Who? Cunting brain doesn't cunting well work. The cunt.

Oh, and I got proposed to. In pie form no less. Proposal pie contained chocolate and marshmallows, and was served with whipped cream and custard. How could I say no? No-one says no to PIE!!!

I'm gunning for crew chief by BDO and Getting It Together at the moment... Shit I derailed my train of thought... fucking shittyrail... won't be another one for 20 minutes at least... DO NOT TALK TO STATION STAFF WHILE THEY ARE FAGGING TRAINS!!!

Fuck all that metal shit I'm bringing back the synthesize...

Nothing left to type but does that ever stop me talking???

And please ppl... I spent half an hour on this ginormous brainfart, so maybe more than an eight-word quip would be respectful! Hehhehheh here I am demanding respect... BWAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, and I heard my little sister got laid... again... good on her:>

Oh, and I hear many other things about everyone, but when you've got trucks to pack and shit bands and Anthony Robbins depending on YOU! you don't have the luxury of giving a rats... In the end I wish everyone well, hope everything and every endeavour works out for all of you, as your Dark Lord is feeling most magnanimous (or is that spelled apathetic?) towards all meat on this fine (miserable) day!!!

Okay maybe I should wind this up...


Okies kiddies, special prizes of purloined band-merch from shit gigs for those who reach the end of this interweb-deprived rantmunt!!!

Who wants cake?


Shit I gotta pee now...

Cyaz kids, and remember: Think once, think twice, think DON'T DRIVE YOUR CAR ON THE PAVEMENT!!!

Yours incoherently,

Truckmonkey Casemunter since 2003

Current Mood: Brainshiv-Godmunt
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